3 Little Pigs

Matt was retelling the story of the three little pigs using the scenery and characters he had made in school. When he got to the end, he told us the big bad wolf climbed down the brick house's chimney and went into a boiling pot of water and then the pigs ate him.

Thinking this was a rather gruesome end, Peter asked Matt if he was sure that was the way it really happened because that he didn't think the pigs would eat the wolf (I think Peter was looking for the ending where the wolf runs away)...

Matt looked at Peter and said "dad, this is not a true story". I love this kid!